16 steps to build a campfire

1. Split logs into pieces and shave pieces into slivers;
2. Bandage left thumb;
3. Chop the other pieces into small slivers;
4. Bandage left foot;
5. Pile the slivers into a tee pee formation. Include the slivers in your hand;
6. Light a match;
7. Light another match. . . and three or four more;
8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light another match;
9. Apply the match to the tee pee, add wood, and blow gently into base of fire;
10. Apply burn ointment to nose and brush scorched eyelashes from your face;
11. When fire is burning, collect more wood. (take your snake bite kit with you!);
12. Soak the new wood with fuel from "kerosene."can;
13. Treat your face and arms for second degree burns;
14. Re label the "kerosene" can to read "gasoline";
15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood;
16. When thunder storm has passed, go to step one.

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